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You could watch these speedrun and gimmick run streamers all competing to beat Dark Souls or Ocarina of Time fastest or without using weapons or with a Guitar Hero controller or with both arms strapped to the hind legs of a nervous horse and think these people are fucking freaks. And be absolutely right. But when you think about it, hasn’t finding more elaborate ways to do the same old shit been the essence of gameplay innovation over the years? What’s an FPS if not playing Space Invaders with blinders on? What’s Wii Sports if it’s not just playing Pong while trying to give you carpal tunnel syndrome? And then we have games like Metal Hellsinger, which asks, can you beat Doom Eternal while playing drums and while a singer is constantly bellowing in your ears like Cookie Monster bumping your foot on a door frame? Metal Hellsinger isn’t quite a dry uprising storyline, but it sounds like Hellsinger on its own would have worked perfectly as a name. Maybe they plan to do a few more. Hellsinger Opera. Whiner Indie Rock Hellsinger. Disney Princess Hellsinger songs, emphasizing hell.
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